Funny Jokes Parody Clean Humor by t.j. Wyat
Want to see a fat guy run? ... Tell him
Burger King is closing in 5 minutes!
They love having a full tank on long drives because they like to be gassed up!
They say that drivers who drive to close are dangerous because you might get rear en ded!
Favorite pet bird --- a swallow.
Favorite actor ----Kevin Bacon.
Favorite rock star --- Meatloaf.
Favorite old time t.v show - Dean Martin's Celebrity Roast.
Favorite charity ---Big sisters.
Favorite dare devil game ---Chicken.
Favorite knife -- Swiss
Favorite group of
actors -- Wizard of Oz
Love trouble makers --- Because their always starting a beef.
Love trains -
chew! chew! chew!
Most disliked pie --- one that's not made.
Most disliked bakery -- one that's closed.
Most disliked yogurt -- the kind you eat.
Smart in algebra ---pie equals square.
They don't feel insulted when people make them the butt of the joke!
Think pinky rings make you look cool!
...Hey! I hope your enjoying this silly parody but I have to sneeze "ah chew" get it "ah chew" golly I'm on a roll!
Portly sized guys never eat the cherry on a five scoop banana split because
they say it may be
...One more--- Why do portly sized guys dislike like nosey people ---- because they ass to many questions!
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